What is Zillion Trillion?

Zillion Trillion is the no-BS edit of motherhood, design, and everything in between—because most parenting content is either painfully earnest or completely unhinged. This is for everyone stuck somewhere in the messy, real middle.

Expect edited-down, actually useful recommendations on baby gear that won’t ruin your aesthetic, parenting advice that isn’t condescending, books I’ve already overanalyzed, and whatever else I’m currently spiraling about at 2 AM.

Oh, and we have a podcast—where we talk to fascinating people with something to say about parenting (or life in general). Some are parents, some aren’t, but all of them will make you rethink something, question what actually matters, and maybe even discover something new.

Who Am I?

I’m Victoria de la Fuente Ayers, a fashion consultant turned startup founder who somehow went from advising luxury brands and department stores to overanalyzing strollers and sleep schedules. I still consult on creative direction and brand strategy, but now I also spend an absurd amount of time researching baby gear and figuring out how to make parenting look good (and function) without losing my mind.

I grew up in Peru, have some Italian in me, and have lived in Mexico, LA, New York, and Paris—which either makes me worldly or just really bad at sitting still. LA is home for now… but we’ll see.

I never thought I’d be the type to care this much about baby gear or parenting philosophy, but since I can’t do things half-ass, here we are. Zillion Trillion is my way of figuring it out—with you.

Because at the end of the day, we’re all just figuring this out—questioning old narratives, making up new ones, and hoping we don’t completely screw it up along the way.

I spiral about parenting so you don’t have to. Subscribe for actually useful recs, mildly unhinged takes, and the stuff that makes raising a kid feel slightly less chaotic (and a little more stylish).